Chris Rainey: "I'm a white girl man."

Freshman RB Chris Rainey is overflowing with potential. Lightning quick and a star on Lakeland's state championship team, Rainey should get plenty of chances to breakthrough to the Gators' first team.

Rainey is also a master of the English language. First, it was his, "Damn, I'm glad I'm Chris Rainey," quote to the Miami Herald which led to a state investigation into illegal gifts. Now, it's this little gem found in the quotables section of Friday's Independent Florida Alligator. (HT: Gainesville ground man Tim Cook.)

"Every time you see a fine girl (in Gainesville), you see another fine girl better than her. (Some people) like different color girls and stuff like that. I'm a white girl man."

First of all, someone needs to get Rainey into a Public Speaking class so he knows what not to say to a newspaper reporter. Secondly, while we appreciate the chocolate and brown sugar, we're also white girl men. (This is well documented.) Right now, UF is filled with white girls dolled up for sorority recruitment. If Rainey needs to do a few end arounds and 43 isos with Tri Delta and AOPi to become good enough to be a starter, I'm all for it. It's for the team.

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