I See You Fall And It Makes Me Happy

Some days you need a `pick me up' to get the day going. Luckily, FSU has given me that.

Florida State has notified the NCAA of violations involving 23 student-athletes in nine sports after a six-month investigation into academic improprieties.

Two university employees in the Office of Athletic and Academic Support Services "perpetrated academic dishonesty" and the nearly two dozen student-athletes, 17 of whom were on scholarship two have since transferred, "were involved in varying levels of conduct related to online exams that may have violated the University's Academic Honor Policy," FSU chief audit officer David P. Coury wrote in a preliminary report obtained by the St. Petersburg Times on Wednesday.

The best part is that FSU president T.K. Wetherell said that there wasn't evidence of wide spread cheating. Apparently, he doesn't realize that it was two university employees supplying test answers. Um, that is university sponsored cheating. This isn't a student helping a few kids. This is FSU employees crossing the line between advisor and accomplice and breaking the rules. I believe that the NCAA frowns upon these things.

Lucky for FSU, the NCAA has lost its teeth when it comes to punishment for academic dishonesty. Otherwise, Auburn would be screwed. That said, I'm giddy at the prospect of Jenn Sterger analyzing Alabama and how best to cheat on tests.

By the way, did you hear FSU changed their admission requirements? Now you need rejection letters from UF and USF. OHHHHHHHH! Who's third place now?

Pictured: Alligator Army's writers prior to the 2005 FSU game.

X
Log In Sign Up

forgot?
Log In Sign Up

Please choose a new SB Nation username and password

As part of the new SB Nation launch, prior users will need to choose a permanent username, along with a new password.

Your username will be used to login to SB Nation going forward.

I already have a Vox Media account!

Verify Vox Media account

Please login to your Vox Media account. This account will be linked to your previously existing Eater account.

Please choose a new SB Nation username and password

As part of the new SB Nation launch, prior MT authors will need to choose a new username and password.

Your username will be used to login to SB Nation going forward.

Forgot password?

We'll email you a reset link.

If you signed up using a 3rd party account like Facebook or Twitter, please login with it instead.

Forgot password?

Try another email?

Almost done,

By becoming a registered user, you are also agreeing to our Terms and confirming that you have read our Privacy Policy.

Join Alligator Army

You must be a member of Alligator Army to participate.

We have our own Community Guidelines at Alligator Army. You should read them.

Join Alligator Army

You must be a member of Alligator Army to participate.

We have our own Community Guidelines at Alligator Army. You should read them.

Spinner.vc97ec6e

Authenticating

Great!

Choose an available username to complete sign up.

In order to provide our users with a better overall experience, we ask for more information from Facebook when using it to login so that we can learn more about our audience and provide you with the best possible experience. We do not store specific user data and the sharing of it is not required to login with Facebook.

tracking_pixel_9341_tracker