It's Business Time

Awwww, yeah, it's Business Time. You know how I know? Because it's January. January is when we start playing SEC basketball. November and December is when we play North Florida and Stetson, but January is when we play SEC ball.

Next thing you know, we're watching the Gators vs. Alabama tonight on ESPN at 9pm. I'm cursing at the TV. That's not part of it but it's still very important. You're wearing that ugly, old, baggy Rowdy Reptiles t-shirt. And it's never looked better. Ooohh, Rowdy Reptiles sponsored by Dodgeeeeeee!

You don't know what you're doing to me. You're saying Jai Lucas is playing well and I say no. But then I do a silly dance and show you his points per 40 minutes are not good.

Player
Pts.
Mins.
P/40mins
Actual PPG
Calathes
222
477
18.6
14.8
Speights
218
318
27.4
14.5
Parsons
151
324
18.6
10.1
Hodge
142
451
12.6
9.5
Lucas
134
435
12.3
8.9
Werner
107
368
11.6
7.1
Allen
90
203
17.7
6.0
Tyus
86
205
16.8
5.7
Mitchell
57
187
12.2
3.8

Ooohh, watching Gator basketball for two. Watching Gator basketball for two hours. When it's the Gators, you only need two hours because it's so fannnnntastic. You say something like, `Is that it?' I know what you're trying to say, `Aww yeah, that's it.' Then you tell me you want some more. I'm not surprised because Calathes is very good and it's scary how he has Billy D's hairline. You can see him again Saturday at noon in Gainesville when they play Auburn.

It's Business Time.

If you don't get this is a Flight of the Conchords joke, I suggest visiting their HBO website. That is if you like dry humor mixed with folk music.

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