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Your Hatred Of Florida State

I have already talked about why I hate FSU and why I think they are the Gators' biggest rival. Now, I'd like you to do the same. Tell a anti-FSU joke or a story about a time when you were in Championship Mode and brought the hate to FSU. The best will be included in a post on Friday. If you'd like to email the comment instead, hit me at alligatorarmy@gmail.com.

My joke is...

What is the Seminole Trail of Tears? When you realize you got an STD after going to a FSU sorority house.

(OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! That is a very classy joke.)

My story is from the 2005 Florida-Florida State game in Gainesville. This was my last home game as a student and our block was at the north end 30 yard line. To our left was the FSU bench and their fans who sat behind it. Before the game, the FSU band lined up right in front of us and myself, Timmy C and The 223 started the "U-F RE-JECTS!" chant. Pretty soon, most of the student section was in on it. Seeing the look of fear on the faces of the FSU band was priceless. With the FSU players now on the benches, my brother decides to go after A.J. Nicholson ("Go get another DUI, AJ!"). That is funny alone, about 15 feet away was A.J. Nicholson's family, including his Dad wearing a Nicholson jersey with "Daddy Nicholson" on the back. Normally, I'd tell my brother to calm down, but Nicholson was a bad kid.

Those are my contributions. Drop yours in the comments or email them (if you'd like to be credited with your name and city like it's a Bill Simmons mailbag or something). We will put up the best Friday. Also, we will have statistical analysis tomorrow and a Classic Moment In Championship Mode on Thursday to keep you entertained during the awful Titans-Lions game. Also, if you have a better nickname for Tallahassee other than Tallanasty, Trashahassee or Cesspool, drop those too.

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The feelings are mutual!

We aren’t very optimistic about this game (only slightly) but there is still nothing we desire more at this point than to end your title hopes.

by UNFNOLE on Nov 25, 2008 4:27 PM EST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

More or less than stopping Tebow's Heisman run (again)?

Clutch: A measurement of how much better or worse a player does in high leverage situations than he would have done in a context neutral environment. http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/index.php/glossary/

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Nov 26, 2008 1:33 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You cannot come up with any better insult than the night the field is renamed Bobby Bowden field, the Zooker rolls in and wins his last game at UF and officially rechristens it as Ron Zook field.

by gatorenginr88 on Nov 25, 2008 9:17 PM EST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Umm... Jenn Sterger jumped on their bandwagon...

So many jokes can come from that. Also from that.

Clutch: A measurement of how much better or worse a player does in high leverage situations than he would have done in a context neutral environment. http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/index.php/glossary/

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Nov 26, 2008 1:37 PM EST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Wyatt Sexton

My fondest memory would have to be when, just moments after your brother mocked out Nicholson in front of his family, I relentlessly screamed “God” at Wyatt Sexton.

Sexton, for those of you who don’t remember, was relieved of his duties as FSU’s quarterback shortly after he was arrested for jumping up and down on cars, lying motionless in the street and claiming he was the son of God to Tallahassee police officers.

Not only was the entire FSU offensive line laughing with me, but Sexton couldn’t stop smirking.

Final score: UF 34 FSU 7

Even God couldn’t save the Noles that year.

by hanson on Nov 26, 2008 5:03 PM EST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

My God, I cannot believe I forgot that.

mlmintampa
UF C/O 06

by mlmintampa on Nov 26, 2008 5:44 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

BAD FAN!!!!

Clutch: A measurement of how much better or worse a player does in high leverage situations than he would have done in a context neutral environment. http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/index.php/glossary/

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Nov 30, 2008 4:46 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

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