Navigation: Jump to content areas:


Pro Quality. Fan Perspective.
Login-facebook
Around SBN: Knicks Beat Lakers With Familiar Strategy

I'm Finally Shocked By Tim Tebow

At this point, I just assume Tim Tebow can do anything. Perform minor surgery? Yeah. Kissing babies? Ok. Working in prison ministry? Sure. But this actually made me gasp;

But during a dream round with Phil Mickelson, a fellow lefty, Tebow tore up the Timuquana Country Club in West Jacksonville...Tim shot a 10-over 82 at the par-72 course while playing with Mickelson (who shot a 6-under 66) and two other PGA Tour players whose names weren't known.

WTF. An 82? In front of three pros, one of them the 2nd ranked player in the world? I can't even tee off with old ladies around and this guy shoots an 82 in front of a Masters champion. I've been playing golf since I was 10 and can't break 100 on a regular basis. (I shot 89 at Gainesville's Ironwood once. On the way home, my roommate then told me how he saw my ex fooling around with dudes at a bar the night before. That kind of killed my good feelings.) I guess if Tebow doesn't work in the NFL, he can always go to Q-school and become a golfer. Although, I don't know if the jump pass would translate to golf.

Comment 4 comments  |  0 recs  | 

Do you like this story?

Comments

Display:

I think the real question...

…is how nervous was Mickelson playing with such a famous athlete? Tebow has given a million speeches and interviews, had bills named after him in Alabama & Arkansas, works with the Florida governor, assisted with surgery in third world countries, inspried a new line of panties, and rapped with 2 U.S. presidents.

Why on earth would he be nervous playing golf with a dude with man boobs?

by skigator93 on May 7, 2009 8:06 PM EDT reply actions  

He really is Jesus-Bow.

"How can I blame you
When it's me I can't forgive?"

-From the Unforgiven III off of Death Magnetic

by Patssuck456 on May 12, 2009 3:13 PM EDT reply actions  

I heard

He can crush steel beams like aluminum cans. Golf balls go where he tells them to.

I'm your huckleberry...

by viator on May 19, 2009 11:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Comments For This Post Are Closed


User Tools

Welcome to SB Nation's Florida Gators community.

FanPosts

SHOP THE ALLIGATOR ARMY STORE

Gameday Depot University Apparel


Editor-In-Chief

Gatorclassicei8_small Andy Hutchins

Editor

Hail_florida_hail_avatar_small The Bull Gator

63_small FlaGators

Author

Score_small mlmintampa

See_you_later_gator_small skigator93

222955_1747054711892_1104510092_31511467_4923519_n_small sdquinn

Lola_small Hook85

2640637186_d182502b8e_small Cardsfan25

You_can_small swampchomp7

Gatorbeach1_small NC_Gator

99-99036c_florida_big_al_prod_small BKGator

Small jpole1

Troll2troll_small Troll2Troll

Allstate_sugar_bowl_florida_v_cincinnati_yzklow4acpvl_small LanceDavis

Small FColosi