Janoris breaks the golden silence of spring
"Silence is Golden." You see the statement before motion picture movies at the theatre. For college football teams - especially those who look primed to make a serious championship run, silence truly is a welcome sound. For it means that your team is not in the news during the spring and summer months, a time when newsmakers always do so for the wrong reasons.
We were thinking that only injury could derail the 2009 version of the Gator train, but we forgot about idiocy. You know - fighting in downtown Gainesville and not stopping when ordered by the police to do so. Things like getting tased and then briefly running from the police.....all bad and all stupid.
Janoris Jenkins is the latest Gator to have a mugshot on file with the GPD. As usual, the team is "waiting on the results of the investigation." At worst, Jenkins will miss some games (likely the first 2 games against our typical patsy opponents and then return for Tennessee). Since he has no previous record, he will like use the deferred prosecution option and have to complete some community service. At best, Meyer will "handle it internally" whatever that means, and we will be called a bunch of thugs by our rivals. Whatever the outcome, it is a black eye for the UF football team. Let's hope that somehow, this is the only incident of the summer.
It must be difficult to sleep at night when you are a head football coach of 18-22 year olds who are in a place like Gainesville with all kinds of time on their hands for the summer.
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This sounds eerily similar to the summer of 2008 in Athens
Less the tasing of course. Consenus pre-season #1 team in the nation’s player running afoul of John Q. Law. I don’t wish what our team endured last year to anyone, but I will say that I snickered a little to myself when I saw “Florida player tased” as the headline.
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by AuditDawg on Jun 2, 2009 1:53 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I knew the whole "Don't Tase Me, Bro" thing was going to come back again.
Hopefully he can somehow prove that someone was actually trying to steal his jewelry. Even if he can, he should’ve stopped when the police ordered him to.
by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jun 2, 2009 2:07 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Doesn't matter
He was a donkey for not obeying the cops’ orders and then running after being tased – although that is impressive from a strength standpoint…..
by skigator93 on Jun 2, 2009 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Exactly.
A block and half when most people can barely get up.
by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jun 2, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Evidence
That Urban Meyer wasn’t joking when he said that they were going to work out harder than ever before in this offseason. I have been tased as part of a police demonstration and it ain’t fun. I was on the ground screaming like a little girl so I have to give up some props for that.
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by AuditDawg on Jun 2, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
My dad got tased so that he could be qualified to carry one.
We won’t let us see the tape. :)
by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jun 3, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Still..
Usually you don’t get tased for no reason. Not a great sign for the Gators.
by kujo24 on Jun 3, 2009 2:48 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Reason
If you continue to fight when the cops have ordered you to stop, I think a tasing is in your future.
by skigator93 on Jun 3, 2009 2:59 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

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