Alligator Army Off Topic: The SEC Wedding

by mlmintampa on May 19, 2010 9:38 AM EDT in Florida Football

Over/under on drunks at this SEC Wedding? (via the Albert and Alberta facebook page)

Albert and the LSU Lady Tiger isn't nearly as bad as this one.

I'd actually consider marrying a LSU grad. I could consider Tennessee and Georgia too, because I hate their teams, not their school. (Also, Georgia has the highest percentage of sundress wearers in the SEC.) Marry an FSU grad? No chance. I may be single, but I still have standards. /Gator snob

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The WVU / UNC one is the best

Isn’t there something funny about a Mountaineer topping the cake with a goat as his bride?!

Too bad they didn’t have these when I married my UGA wife. She did own a lot of sundresses, but wore an actual wedding gown to the wedding. Plus, her family all wore shoes, which was a plus.

by skigator93 on May 19, 2010 2:50 PM EDT reply actions

UNC is a ram, but that is besides the point; why would a UNC grad marry a WVU grad? Seems like a huge step down.
Also, the ultimate wedding gift is Albert and Alberta showing up at the wedding.

mlmintampa
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by mlmintampa on May 19, 2010 4:47 PM EDT up reply actions

I’m the artist.. and I get a lot of interesting requests!! The hardest part is that the majority of mascots are male… and I have to try and make them feminine.

by Rhoda Lynch on May 19, 2010 5:48 PM EDT reply actions