Florida Vs. Auburn: Video Highlights From 2007, And Why I Can't Totally Hate Wes Byrum
Note: This post contains highlights of Florida's 20-17 loss to Auburn in 2007, and, consequently, the above jackass, Wes Byrum, doing the Gator Chomp. I apologize, but warn you that they are after the jump and that this post is exclusively to get you in the right mood for Auburn Hate Week.
Auburn may be the team I hate the most. It is irrational, and I don't care that that might make me a "bad Florida fan" in some way; we all have our heresies, and this probably isn't nearly the most heinous of mine. I blame Wes Byrum for almost all of the hate, too.
Notes on Florida's first home loss under Urban Meyer and my eternal loathing of Byrum after the jump.
Notes:
- Florida was No. 4 at one point in 2007! Holy crap.
- Remember when a Florida defense could make plays like the forced fumble Major Wright causes?
- Remember Cornelius Ingram? Remember Percy Harvin? Remember Tim Tebow taking approximately a month to wind up and throw a pass?
- Urban in 2007: Not prematurely wraithlike!
- I had no idea who Auburn's quarterback in this game was until I watched this video.
- I can't help but notice that the sign on Ben Hill Griffin behind Mike Patrick and Todd Blackledge in their discussion of the game has changed since 2007.
- It's really cute that ESPN used a graphic that featured the stat "Tim Tebow interceptions" five games into Tebow's Florida career as if it meant anything. Keep on keeping on with your arbitrary endpoints and garbage statistics, folks.
Okay, so, yeah, all that, but also this: This was the first Gators loss I experienced as a Florida student, and the second straight loss to Auburn in as many years.
Of the two, it's also the one I remember far better; in the fall of 2006, as a high school senior (you may feel old ... now), I spent a lot of time at my then-girlfriend's house, and her family was just not the sort of sports-watching crew my family was. (She's the second of four sisters, if that explains anything.)
I think that there was some sort of dinner party at her place that night, and I'm pretty sure that I found out Florida lost after the game was already over. I still haven't seen all of that game (nor, if I'm being honest, more than a few games of the 2006 season; I really don't remember the 2006 SEC Championship Game), so while I know there was some premium head-scratching decision-making from Chris Leak and a blocked punt, I'm not sure when those things happened. I remember being pretty upset about it, and about Florida not going undefeated — if I'm ever not upset about Florida's first loss of the season, please check to make sure I have not been lobotomized — but unable to completely articulate why, both because I wasn't with football fans and, more specifically, because I wasn't with Florida fans.
In 2007, I watched the whole game with most of my all-male floor at Hume, accepted that Tebow and Harvin were pretty good, learned that that defense would be the bane of my existence, found out that people in Gainesville get really upset when the Gators lose, and realized that it's ultimately a lot better for me to experience my team losing with a lot of people I can commiserate with nearby. The Internet — especially SB Nation's fan-centric sites and Twitter — makes it easier for me to talk with fans/friends flung to the four winds, but even last year's losses, mostly shared with the three roommates I lived with in some capacity for four years, were a different experience because I've been living in an off-campus apartment.
Watching Byrum hit two straight kicks burned me, and so did feeling my first funereal Gainesville Sunday. And when I spent the following weekend visiting that girlfriend at her college for her fall break, I spent a fair bit of that Saturday night alone with her in her dorm room ... checking the ESPN GameCast for Florida's 28-24 loss to LSU on her computer. She was cool with that, in case you were wondering, but it burns me to this day that I haven't seen all of that game.
Since that Auburn loss, I have tried my damnedest to watch or listen to the entirety of every Florida game. That game convinced me, more than anything else, that I'm a Florida Gators fan for life, and that this school, this team, this fan base, all of it comes first among the many rooting interests I have in sports. It was a loss, and it was in an underwhelming season, and it involved a freshman kicker from Florida with a terrific name for a sports villain killing my Gators with the sort of impudent disregard for how things should go in The Swamp, but it gave me an abiding faith in the value of being a Florida fan. Nights like those made the night I spent honking out various bits of Gators fight songs and wandering up and down University as seniors yelled "Four and a Heisman!" a lot sweeter. In the end, it was worth it.
I say this grudgingly: thank you, Wes Byrum. You almost completely ruined one night of my life, and at least partially ruined one I spent with a girl I loved. (I find it fitting that Byrum's birthday and my anniversary with that ex are the same day.)
But that relationship came and went, Wes, and you didn't kill my passion for Florida football. Not nearly.
And, of course, that's why I hate you, too.
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by Year2 on Oct 10, 2011 1:42 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
DIE AUBURN
DIE DIE DIE I HATE YOU WES BYRUM DIE DIE GO TO HELL DIE I HOPE THE ENTIRE STATE OF ALABAMA GETS DESTROYED IN A METEOR STRIKE DIE DIE DIE
I’m sorry… you caught me on a day where I am feeling too week to TRULY hate Auburn, so the previous will have to do for now.
Remember kids: the only good thing to come out of Alabama is I-10.
His name was Nick Bloomfield.
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by The Commenter Formerly Known as Not You on Oct 10, 2011 1:47 PM EDT reply actions
THAT DEFENSE
and THIS DEFENSE are the same thing. DAMMIT
/means 2012 will be better
//no Tebow means no 2008 though.
///M3
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by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Oct 10, 2011 2:22 PM EDT reply actions
That Auburn offense wasn't coordinated by Gus Malzahn, either!
/think happy thoughts
by Andy Hutchins on Oct 10, 2011 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Flipside
this Auburn defense doesn’t know who Tommy Tuberville is. Rainey could have his biggest game ever (or he could not, because he’s like 155 lbs and that is too small to be in my circle of trust). Plus, LOL BARRETT TROTTER? LOL BARRETT TROTTER.
HAPPY THOUGHTS HAPPY THOUGHTS HAPPY THOUGHTS
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by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Oct 10, 2011 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Re-flipside
they still have those homer-rific replay officials. CHRIS LEAK’S ARM WAS CLEARLY GOING FORWARD!
//happy thoughts engulfed by pessimism
///pessimism drowned by whiskey
My anti-drug is football, because sometimes it is a better hallucinogen than anything you can get at Burning Man. - Spencer Hall 9/28/11
by car.full.of.midgets on Oct 10, 2011 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions
See, I have no idea what you are talking about!
2006’s only loss: Prematurely Eternal Sunshine’d!
by Andy Hutchins on Oct 10, 2011 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Brantley rulled out
Kinda obvious but I wonder who will start if Driskel is healthy. I personally think that Brissett didn’t look that bad as driskel has and at least for the moment, appears to be playing better.
by evandagator on Oct 10, 2011 2:55 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Given the situation, I agree.
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I can totally hate Wes Byrum.
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Most important thing from this post:
Andy is a Hume kid.
EWWWWWW Hume kids.
Oh, come on. Don't leave your uncle T-bag hangin'.
Just because Andy would rather play halo then have sexy time with the ladies doesn’t make him a bad kid…or does it?
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It might.
I had a thing going with a girl in Hume around the same time Andy was in there, and by the attitude of her roommates and hallmates, you’d think our relationship was the most scandalous thing ever. Not judgmental or anything, but OMG COLLEGE STUDENT CASUAL SEX! IS SUCH A THING EVEN POSSIBLE?!
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Oh, come on. Don't leave your uncle T-bag hangin'.
Possible and fantastic. Though unfortunately, those days passed for me anyway. About five years ago was the last time I could have pulled off the “college student casual sex” act without being that guy.
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I’d have to see a picture of the girl before I make the call.
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hahahaha exactly. Although, I have to be honest, unless the girl was HUGE I am diving in…and that’s because I absolutely despise Halo.
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More pushin…
I’m glad someone else said it. Halo sucks. I’ve played Halo 2 a couple of times though. It wouldn’t be in my Top 50 or Top 1,000 video games either. Aside from the fact that I’m more of a PlayStation and Nintendo (because of Zelda) fan. But yeah, never really saw the appeal for Halo at all.
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Me either. It is a waste of time. I could play the shit out of NBA Jam all day for free, but couldn’t play 10 minutes of halo for $100.
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Oh hell yes, NBA JAM!!!
He’s on fire!!!
Boomshakalaka!
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hahahahaha. hellz yah’s!!!!! I specifically went out and bought a super nintendo a few months ago, and bought Nba Jam and Nba Jam T.E. and that shit never gets old. I just went and purchased Super mario all stars to. You know a game is badass when it’s 20 years old and still can hold a $30 price tag.
Did you ever play Charles Barkley shut up and Jam? Found it at some little mom and pop store last week for $3. That game is amazing. Well worth the $3.
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Awesome.
No, I never played that one.
I did however, spend about two hours yesterday playing Jordan vs Bird: One on One. Which I haven’t played in about 10 years since we had classic video game night once (which Big Bang Theory totally stole our idea) back in college.
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Wasn't it Dr. J and Larry Bird go 1 on 1?
I remember you could sometimes break the backboard on a short jumper – little glitch there…
Yeah, that was the first one. In 1983. Larry Bird vs MJ came out in 1988.
They were both fantastic games. The fact that Larry Bird was one of the players makes it super-awesome.
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You know how I know
the Gators are having a down year?
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by animalcracker on Oct 10, 2011 5:14 PM EDT up reply actions
We are talking about games from the 80’s?
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bingo
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by animalcracker on Oct 11, 2011 11:55 AM EDT up reply actions
Yay! I win!
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Speaking of 80s video games, if you haven't seen this yet
this is all kinds of awesome very well done!
I haven’t seen that in years. Totally forgot about it. Awesomeness.
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And I had a girlfriend then!
I was truly a unicorn.
by Andy Hutchins on Oct 10, 2011 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions
I gave up almost certain sexytimes
to watch the 2006 Auburn game.
I was sitting in the Auburn section in 2007.
I can totally hate Wes Byrum (and Auburn).
Oh, come on. Don't leave your uncle T-bag hangin'.
I’ve watched or attended every single Gators game since 1992 (I was eight years old) for certain. Except for one. The 2006 Kentucky game. Sexytimes being the reason why.
I weighed the options trust me. But in the end, I felt certain in a Gators victory so I didn’t watch it. But I wasn’t without score updates via text messages. Which a couple times lead to sometimes borderline awkward seconds. Haha.
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I missed vandy in 07 for a dive certification (not Addazio)
and I missed most of last weekend for a brew fest, but otherwise, I’ve gone since 05 without missing a game.
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by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Oct 10, 2011 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Was waiting for your reappearance from the brewfest. Glad to see you made it!
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58 beers down (not full, roughly 3 ounces a piece), according to my handy dandy beer list
I lost my pen at some point though, so I may have drank more and failed to mark them.
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by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Oct 10, 2011 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Very nice. Lost pen…hmmmm, sounds like you had fun.
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My buddy and I entered a contest around #50 that quickly got heated
and quickly fell out of control once I lost my pen. I vaguely remember running around and trying to chug beers and borrow pens off of strangers.
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by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Oct 10, 2011 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh, well…vaguely counts.
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In all seriousness
Despite what coulda/shoulda/woulda happened…that LSU-Florida game was a really good game.
And gah. I hate Auburn. But there will always be a school in Alabama I hate just quite a bit more, and no it’s not the school Janoris “I smoke pot” Jenkins plays at
2011 Gators Defense: "We be overrated, yo"
side note: apparently Jenkins is tearing it up at North Alabama and is on kipers big board already. That kinda sorta pisses me off since our secondary….mmmm….is not that good.
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hmmm....
NFL caliber player going up against guys who barely qualified as “good” coming out of high school?
He damn well better be wrecking people, that’s a man amongst boys situation there.
by rice rice baby on Oct 10, 2011 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Wait, you've never seen the 2007 LSU game?!
You really must watch it. The best football game I’ve ever seen, I think.
Yes, it ends poorly, but it was an amazing game for all 60 minutes. Haymakers flying in both directions…and Jacob Hester. Jacob Hester, Jacob Hester, Jacob Hester.
Oh, man. Now I need a drink.
Oh, come on. Don't leave your uncle T-bag hangin'.
Tebow's "Call me" TD celebration...
…was an instant classic! I remember him doing that and screaming “Dont F@&* with Timmy!!!” at my tv.
by GoGators82 on Oct 10, 2011 3:47 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Paper Tigers!
At that moment, Verne said “Paper Tigers” and I’ve never forgotten it.
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I remember that.
I think.
I was drunk for six years.
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by delicious.crab on Oct 10, 2011 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Ha!
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ALL THE FOURTH DOWN CONVERSIONS
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by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Oct 10, 2011 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Great game. Paper Tigers. Crap outcome.
STOP THEM!!!
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we all have our heresies
Not me.
/proudface!
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Which, logically, can only mean that you, yourself are a heresy sir.
/smokes pipe
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by delicious.crab on Oct 10, 2011 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions
I’d have been expelled from the Catholic church if I was an official there a long time ago.
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Karma
Byrum sinking that game winner against Oregon… Ugh. Really hoped the chomp curse would’a bit at that precise moment. Even if the barn had gone on to win it, seeing him miss that one would have redeemed those 2006-07 losses in my eyes.
I think Seattle cut him, though I’m not sure. Does that count?
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I’m with you on the Auburn hate. I think they may be my most hated team too. The ‘06 game was stolen from us by the most blatantly obvious missed call I have EVER seen. Pure home cookin’. Then they came to our house in ‘07. Not only did their D stifle our potent O, but when Tebow finally threw a TD pass to Harvin in the right corner of the end zone, the DB hooked his arm inside Harvin’s elbow and ripped him out of the air. The worst PI-no call in history. Harvin went from 9 ft in the air to the ground, suddenly, mysteriously – and no one touched him? Then Byrum and his Gator chomp. If throwing my TV would have hurt Byrum, I may have done it. What a punk.
All of this made it painfully conflicting for me when we hired Muschamp, the DC who gave us fits those two games. Is he here to sabotage?
The ‘06 game was stolen from us by the most blatantly obvious missed call I have EVER seen. Pure home cookin’.
I’m not sold on that play either way. We won the National Championship so I’m good.
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Hating Auburn is a natural thing
Especially for Gators. but even Auburn fans secretly hate themselves, they can’t decide on what Mascot they like, an eagle or a tiger … it’s like multiple personality disorder where multiple personalities are the enemies of the others.
DRISKEL: Brantley! Brantley! Speak to me! Brave, brave Brantley, you shall not have died in vain!
BRANTLEY: Uh, I'm-- I'm not quite dead.
DRISKEL: Well, you shall not have been mortally wounded in vain!
BRANTLEY: I-- I-- I think I c-- I could pull through.
DRISKEL: Oh, I see.
BRANTLEY: Actually, I think I'm all right to come with you--
DRISKEL: No, no, sweet Brantley! Stay here! I will send help as soon as I have accomplished a daring and heroic rescue in my own particular...[sigh]
BRANTLEY: Idiom?
DRISKEL: Idiom!
I hate Tennessee more...
But seeing that I never witnessed a home loss in 4 years at UF after watching the #1 Gators (first time we had been #1, by the way) lose to godamn Auburn in 1994, I can understand. As a freshman, I didn’t understand how the city became a ghost town after a loss…good news is I never had to experience that walk home from the stadium (kinda like the Bataan Death March!) or dead bars after a loss as a student again.
I still hate Terry Dean and his lack of execution (unless throwing picks is good execution) I hate Patrick Nix because he sucks, and I hate Frank Sanders for catching the ball over a helpless Michael Gilmore, who I hate for being completely physically overmatched by Sanders…

That image is burned into my brain, maybe I do hate Auburn more?!
Bad memories!!!
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Entertaining yes. Happy endings for us … never so much (lately).
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Well, that may change this year. I don't feel good about this game at all.
Your team speed is amazing. I’m am always hopeful, but not assured, not this year.
I agree
we’d kill you in a track meet…welll, except maybe for the throwing events.
However, this track team we put out there on Saturdays isn’t very good at football!
Hospitality?
You must’ve missed the big ‘kick me’ sign on your back! You’re just lucky we’re not Bama. We’d sprain your ankle, and then do the next guy too! I’ll get you my pretty and your little dog too!
by Andrew Nordine on Oct 12, 2011 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Ha! I'd rather compare Saban to the Wicked Witch.
After all, I’ve heard from reliable sources that like her he’s an animal and child abusing meanie. The only difference is she’s taller.
Saban makes the Wicked Witch look like Bambi
He probably poisoned the trees himself. With his breath.
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