Pass the Doobie, Ricky

Janoris Jenkins' career ......... is NOT Up In Smoke!  Despite his obvious inability to form grammatically sound sentence structure, at least based on some of his most recent tweets, more on this later , the "talented,"  and I use this description loosely, because I am not so sure the ability to run fast  qualifies as such,  DB wil find work on Sundays in the near future on a TV Set near you. As Promised, here are some of Jenkins latest  twitter Gems' "U had da best corner n da Nation in you released him==> Miss ME Wen I’m gne… #POW". Now I'm not going to be an Instructor and have us draw Sentence Diagrams here, but I think we can find the problems. and I have to take a shot at UF here, because the University clearly looked straight to his athletic skill set. Finally,  for the love of John Smith, please do NOT argue that its some type of  Internet Lingo, Ebonics, or some other BS; and, if I had to take an educated guess, I would Wager the Mortgage that Jenkins NEVER wrote a Term Paper, and passed English Composition "With A Little Help From His Friends". . And he will continue to " Get High With A Little Help From His Friends." Pass the Doobie Ricky, I've got a "'Scripp!" (prescription).