(Bumped to the front, via FanPost. FlaGators)
We've been throwing around a lot of names for who may be our offensive coordinator next year. Most of them are extremely depressing. Let's explore the worst case scenarios to joke around and give us some sanity. I'm confident that all of us have a feeling that the hire will be less than awesome.
Ron Prince - It's so bad I would almost be happy. A Power Towel-waver on our sidelines? What could go wrong? #RonP4UFOC
Jeff Bowden - A Bowden coaching a Florida team? I would rather die. Plus, he isn't good at all.
Will Muschamp - In this scenario, Muschamp calls the offensive plays, too. My God. I can't even imagine a defensive coach calling offensive plays.
ParadigmShift35 - I would call every play like it's NCAA 12. Four Verts! Deep Attack! Screen Pass!
A Turkey Sandwich - Hell, it couldn't be worse than Weis.
KJGator22 - He would just criticize the players the entire game. He's a sports fan, y'all.