One of the things I love about a new recruiting class is that it brings a new crop of guys who have no or little media training to Gainesville, where many people own microphones and recorders. That phenomenon produces magic like Ja'Juan Story's interview with Gator Country's Amy Campbell, in which he explains how doodoo and Katy Perry are integral to his pregame routine:
Q: What’s the most played song on your iPod?
A: Most played…I don’t know, I want to say Katy Perry, "Fireworks." It’s intense.
Q: What’s your favorite pre-game ritual?
A: Well, I take a doodoo. Before every game I doodoo.
Q: That’s your FAVORITE pregame ritual?
A: Well, that’s the only thing I do. That’s one thing I have to do before every game, or I won’t feel energy, and I’ll just feel slow. When I do I just feel light on my feet and everything, and I feel faster, so that’s what I do.
Q: You know I’m going to write this in a story right?
A: Well, I mean, that’s what it is. I doodoo and then listen to Katy Perry.
I'm pretty sure nothing I could write here would top that exchange. But I will note that Story also answers "What do you think is one of the biggest challenges you've overcome?" with "Well, one, growing up without a dad" and uses the phrase "My booty was out" in the interview.
If I haven't convinced you to click that link by now, you're just not going to do it.