Gators' Matt Elam Cited For Alcohol Possession (Again)
by Andy Hutchins on Jul 24, 2011 5:35 PM EDT
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PrintFlorida football had gone a fair while without a run-in with the law, I suppose: Gators safety Matt Elam was cited early Sunday morning for underage alcohol possession, according to the Gainesville Sun.
Gainesville Police spokesperson Tscharna Senn said officers saw Elam at 100 NW First Avenue with a plastic cup that contained a dark liquid. When he saw the officers, they say, he threw the cup down. It was later found to contain Hennessy cognac and Coca-Cola, police said.
It's not the first time Elam, 19, has been cited for underage alcohol possession, but at least Elam's taste has improved. Henny and Coke is a couple rungs up the ladder of Stupid Alcoholic Beverages College-Aged Underage Drinkers Drink from the Four Loko he was cited for holding in a parking lot last August, THOUGH UNDERAGE DRINKING IS BAD AND DON'T DO IT, OKAY?
No word on punishment from Will Muschamp yet, but it's a safe bet that Elam will probably be doing some extra running this week.
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by ParadigmShift35 on Jul 24, 2011 7:03 PM EDT reply actions 5 recs
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Still though…Henny and Coke? Really Elam?
Man up and drink a Jack and Coke, or a Crown and Coke. Seriously. I didn’t think even think they made Hennessey anymore. But I agree. It is still a step up from Four Loko. Which should be men should be banned from drinking in the first place. With punishment of deportation.
And another thing. What are these kids saying now-a-days that gets them cited. I was pulled over, found walking down the street…etc. Not drunk, but had obviously had a few, and was never cited. Just asked to pour out what I had left and was sent on my way. I should teach a class on that. It ain’t hard.
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It also depends on the time of year.
People seem to be more likely to be cited during the summer or first few weeks of a semester. It’s the whole “oh you like you’ll get away with it because it’s the summer and the campus isn’t as full?” I could probably put together an interesting pie chart on people I know that were cited during those times and it would be a huge piece of the pie. They want to “set an example.” PLEASE!
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by The Bull Gator on Jul 25, 2011 6:59 AM EDT up reply actions
Yeah…
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As well might I...
…allegedly.
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by The Bull Gator on Jul 25, 2011 10:29 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Uh huh.
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Well…
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If he threw the cup down....
wouldn’t the drink have spilled? How then could the cops identify the contents? Don’t the cops have better things to do with their time???
I believe the official name for the identification is...
…The Concrete Lick Test.
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by The Bull Gator on Jul 25, 2011 7:34 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
That right me'ow is some hennesey and ... me'ow, some coke me'ow
Dwight Howard - "My Gosh, what is that smell?"
Otis Smith - "That's the smell of success my man."
Dwight Howard - "No, it smells like a used Arenas... filled with... Turkoglu..."
Otis Smith - "You know, success smells like that to some people." (turns and walks toward a crowd of fans)
Fan#1 - (Disgusted) "What is that? Smells like a turd covered in burnt hair..."
Otis Smith - (Tries to act casual and walk away) "Woah, what's that smell?"
by ECFIVESTER on Jul 25, 2011 7:48 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Me’ow EC, do you really think me’ow is the time to joke about the certain horrors that result from underage drinking???? C’mon me’ow.
by swampchomp7 on Jul 25, 2011 8:14 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
They always arrest you if you throw the cup down
Always
by ParadigmShift35 on Jul 25, 2011 8:34 AM EDT up reply actions
If only.
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Sounds like we know what most fsu grads are doing with their degrees after graduation…law enforcement.
by GoGators82 on Jul 25, 2011 12:21 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Made me laugh, that's a good one.
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by hardcorenole on Jul 27, 2011 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions
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