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10. FSU: After the underwhelming season the Noles had following all of the hype they had entering...
10. FSU: After the underwhelming season the Noles had following all of the hype they had entering 2011, I swore I wouldn't give in and allow myself to rank them in the top 10, so I had them at 11. Yet, here they are. This is something we in the media need to realize: The Noles are your preseason dirty addiction. They are that ex-girlfriend who still can put it together and show up at the other side of the bar and catch your eye. And then you give in, and not long after you feel foolish for it. Anyhow.
— Normally, I don't like "sports are like (aspect of relationships)" metaphors, because a) they're absurdly heteronormative and male-dominant, considering that guys make 99% of them and b) they somehow both oversimplify sports and relationships, but Bruce Feldman has Florida State all figured out, I think
