Jacoby Brissett, not going anywhere: There's been a flurry of these stories this week, but only this one has Jack Daniels. Drink up! (Jack Daniels was Brissett's high school coach.) (Jason Lieser, The Palm Beach Post)
Tickets available for Saturday: Buy them. Or don't. Really up to you. (GatorZone)
Florida baseball to be on ESPNU on two Thursdays: More importantly: Vickash Ramjit is in the picture in the story, which tells you how much talent the Gators lost after last season. (GatorZone)
Tim Tebow's "email": Funny if you think a grown man suggesting that Tim Tebow would be Googling wet dreams funny, eyeroll-worthy if you think fake emails are the bottom of the comedy barrel. (Justin Halpern, Grantland)
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