JB: NO, STEPHEN, CAN YOU TURN THE MUSIC DOWN? I CAN'T KEEP YELLING OVER THE PHONE!
SG: BRO, IT'S FREEBIRD! HOLD ON, HERE COMES THE BEST PART!
[A few minutes go by as Garcia air guitars the solo. Then turns the stereo down.]
SG: So, what were you saying?
JB: The NFL Draft. Are you watching it?
SG: Huh? That was this weekend?
— The Unsportsmanlike Gentleman imagines a conversation between John Brantley and Stephen Garcia during the 2012 NFL Draft, but I'm not sure if this wasn't just covertly recorded and transcribed.