Chandler Parsons winked at America on Wednesday night at the NBA Draft Lottery. (Via Rembert Browne, The Triangle Blog | Grantland)
Florida baseball begins 2012 NCAA Tournament: The Gators vow that they're aware of the challenges of the postseason slog, and will start Jonathon Crawford tonight. That likely means that Karsten Whitson will only start a game in the Gainesville Regional, which Baseball America previews, if the Gators have to play more than three games. (Scott Carter, GatorZone: "Marathon" / Notebook, Crawford starting | Aaron Fitt, Baseball America)
Florida men's golf fades, Tyler McCumber takes second: Dropping strokes late in their final round cost the Gators a chance to make it to match play at the 2012 NCAA Men's Golf Championships, but the team finished 12th and McCumber tied for second. (GatorZone)
Gainesville girl missing: Here's hoping that Marissa DeVito is safe and sound, somewhere. (Cindy Swirko, The Gainesville Sun)
Best Domino's pizza guy is in Gainesville: It's a delivery guy from the store on NW 16th Avenue. I have never heard of this guy before, nor have I gotten Domino's delivered in about four years. (Jon Silman, The Gainesville Sun)
The Wire: An oral history, sort of. And with Maxim, of all outlets. (Marc Spitz, Maxim)
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