We head now to footage of college football fans everywhere upon hearing this news:
(Side note to Miami fans: Yes, we don't schedule you because we're "scared". Yep. That totally makes sense. You're really frightening. Yessir. And this isn't sarcasm at all. No sir, we're genuinely afraid of the mighty 6-6 Fighting Sweatstorm himself, Al Golden. Terrified. By the way, you may want to invest in dry cleaning stores in the Coral Gables area if Golden continues to insist on wearing dress shirts).