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Joakim Noah

#13 / Center / Chicago Bulls

6-11

232

Feb 25, 1985

Florida

FG 3PT FT Rebounds Misc
G M M A Pct M A Pct M A Pct Off Def Tot Ast TO Stl Blk PF PPG
2008 - Joakim Noah 10 17.4 1.2 3.0 40.0 0.0 0.1 0.0 1.1 1.9 57.9 1.8 3.8 5.6 1.1 0.6 0.7 0.8 2.8 3.5

Confetti and Breadcrumb Featuring Joakim Noah

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Summer A is a boring time in Gainesville. Unless you’re college rap pioneers Confetti and Breadcrumb and you’re filming a new video with Jo Noah. (HT: 2-Cup. Doesn't that look like Butler Plaza too?)


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When Jo wasn’t Gainesville Police’s favorite write up, he was getting down with former Gator Brett Swanson (Breadcrumb; red jacket). These shots are from Confetti and Breadcrumb’s newest video, "Beardz" which is set to drop in a few weeks. You can already hear the track on the group’s myspace. Their first video, the awesomely named "Sideboob" (shot by former Gator Garrett Tyler) is seen below. Of course, it is NSFW. But it’s worth watching just for the dancing and hot scooter video.


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The Obligatory Joakim Noah Weed Post


 

I am shocked, shocked, to find there is weed use in Gainesville! Oh my goodness! Billy Donovan should suspend him immediately! Twenty-three year olds never do anything like this!

 

Was that ok? Did I display the proper amount of distain?

 

My biggest problem with this is not that Noah was caught or was dumb enough to have weed on him. It was that he was dumb enough to walk out of a bar with an open container. I’ve seen shoving matches at Italian Gator and sorority girls doing Pete Rose slides down the back stairs at Grog with GPD not even flinching. But an open container? SWARM, SWARM, SWARM! As if being 6-foot-11 didn’t draw enough attention, Noah had to be bouncing with a cup of cognac. Give credit to Noah on this point; a man only drinks a clear or brown cocktail. But he couldn’t man up and finish it inside.

 

Noah will now have to deal with NBA sanctioned drug tests and pay a fine or do community service for his punishment. But remember this; the embarrassment Noah will feel when he has to face Al Horford (who was also in town last week) will be worse than anything a judge or a message board could deliver.

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