Transcripts Of The Tebow Cell Phone Attack

GAINESVILLE, Fla. -- Quarterback Tim Tebow said Tuesday he received hundreds of threatening messages on his cell phone leading up to Florida's game at top-ranked LSU.
They were the reason Tebow pretended to dial a cell phone after his first touchdown pass, a 2-yarder to Kestahn Moore that made it 10-0 in the second quarter.
Tebow said many of the messages contained physical threats and most included foul language.

Alligator Army investigators have been able to acquire the transcripts of several phone calls and texts left on Tim Tebow's cell phone. We warn you, there is adult language and people speaking in Cajun accents.

10/02/07 9:33am
Tebow: Hello?
Caller: Is dis Tummay Teabow?
Tebow: Yes, who is this?

10/02/07 9:34am
Tebow: Yes?
Caller: TUMMAY, WE'RE GUNNA GIT YA, TIGUGHA BUAITTTTT!

10/02/07 10:30am
Operator: The Cingular wireless customer you are trying to reach is not available. Please try your call again later.
Caller: FUGGGGCK!

10/03/07 12:07am text message.
G. Dorsey: I GONA EIT YA!

10/03/07 3:27pm voice mail
Caller: WE GUNNA TEABAG DA TEBOW! MYKE DA TIGUGHA IS EITING TEBOW SATURDAY!

10/04/07 1:25pm
Tebow: Hello?
Caller: WHO DIS?
Tebow: This is Tim, who is this?
Caller: ARUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! IMA KILL YA TEBOWD! ARUGHHHHHH!
Tebow: Is this the guy from Sunday night? Look, your girlfriend pulled my pants down. I didn't do anything. Besides, why would I fool around with a girl at church?
Caller: TIGUGHA BAITTTTTTTT!

10/05/07 9:37am voice mail
D. Mullen: Hey Tim, um, Coach Meyer and I decided not to script the first 10 plays. I hope you're not upset that we're not calling six consecutive QB draws to start the game. See you at practice.

10/05/07 10:11am voice mail
Caller: YA IN CLASS TUMMAY? GOOD, CUZ DURSEY WILL MURDA YA!

10/05/07 2:30pm voice mail
Caller: Oh my God, this is Tim Tebow! OH MY GOD! (background squealing) Tim you are so cute, but you are tigah bait baby! (second voice: Tigah bait! Woooo!)

10/05/07 4:30pm
Tebow: Hello?
P. Tebow: Hey Timmy!
Tebow: Hey, what's up Pete. I'm about to get on the plane.
P. Tebow: Oh, um, well, can you get my girlfriend a ticket for Saturday?
Tebow: Yeah, she's cool.
P. Tebow: Well, it's her and her family. So like 15 tickets.
Tebow: 15 tickets!
P. Tebow: Well, she's the youngest and her older siblings all have a lot of kids.
Tebow: Fine, I'm sure I'll get them. Gotta go.

10/06/07 1:03am voice mail
Caller: WHO DAT! WHO DAT! WHO DAT SAY THEM GUNNA BEAT THEM TIGUGHAS! TIGUGHA BAIT TUMMY! IMA IN YOU HEAD!

10/06/07 11:23am voice mail
Caller: FUGHKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU TEEEEEEEEEEBOWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

10/06/07 6:23pm voice mail
Caller: Hey Tim, this is Lindsay. Um, I'm not sure you remember me, but I'm in your bible study. I got your number last week from your brother. I know I was pretty silly Sunday. I was telling my cousins at LSU how nice you were about the whole thing. Anyway, good luck today! Go Gators!