gator-snobbery Stories - Alligator Army
The Florida State Inferiority Complexes
Q: Why do FSU grads put their diploma on their car dashboard? A: So they can park in a handicapped spot. I'm a simple man and there are a few things that make me truly happy; Publix ice cream, Labrador Retrievers, Gainesville, good beer and making fun of Florida State. Three of my best friends...
Albert The Alligator Needs You
What do I find this morning in my trusty ufl.edu email? An email from Albert! Awwwww! Apparently he needs me, well he needs everyone, in Gainesville on Thursday. Gator Fans, ESPN is on the look out for TitleTown USA and we want to show the nation why Gainesville, Florida IS TitleTown USA. We...













