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The Dow Will Hit 13k, Terrorism Will End, And School Budgets Won't Be Cut

...because Tim Tebow now has Barack Obama's back.

"It was an honor to meet the President. He made some really nice remarks about the team and myself and it was great to shake his hand, look him in the eye and tell him that we're behind him and praying for him."

When you wake up tomorrow, don't be shocked when your 401k suddenly doubles and windmills are providing electricity for your home. However, your GM car will still suck. (Abe Lincoln and Adam Smith couldn't save GM.) In all seriousness, Tebow and Obama are probably polar opposites politically. Which means the power of their bipartisanship would save America by dinnertime Friday.

By the way, would you be interested in a team photo with Obama? I knew you would.

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via www.tampabay.com