We will see you soon Conan. Like you said, we will try to leave the cynicism for another day.
But seriously, Leno is going to be on Oprah next week. Fucking Oprah. I don't think Oprah is going to make Leno answer for this. And Conan's under a gag order from NBC. Terrible. Like David Letterman said about Leno, "I know it's not his fault. But isn't it funny that he always turns up at the scene of the crime?" (Sorry, I've been watching Conan since I was nine years old. I'm a little upset.)