SEC Media Days 2014: Let's make obvious jokes about Florida's media guide cover!

This is Florida's 2014 football media guide cover:

Here's the cover of Florida's 2014 media guide: pic.twitter.com/MpI1zqkUIu

— Richard Johnson (@RagjUF) July 14, 2014

It is very orange! It's also just a crop of the same picture used for Florida's 2014 schedule poster, released in April:

#Gator fans! Check out the 2014 poster. Come to the #OBDebut14 on Saturday and pick one up! #ItsGreatUF pic.twitter.com/8YIQKddHDz

— GatorZone Football (@GatorZoneFB) April 7, 2014

No one made any jokes about fire, or the heat-blur effect Florida's been using on various marketing images, for that poster, as far as I can tell. But with all the college football Internet paying attention to SEC Media Days this week, we got a very predictable series of tweets for the media guide cover.

Everything is on fire. RT @RagjUF: Here's the cover of Florida's 2014 media guide: pic.twitter.com/YUcFx3k6JM

— Chris (@cjdyal) July 14, 2014

OH GOD, THEY’RE ALL ON FIRE! SOMEONE HELP THEM! RT @RagjUF: Here's the cover of Florida's 2014 media guide: pic.twitter.com/pMh4DB4a2b

— Pod Katt (@valleyshook) July 14, 2014

Self-immolation. MT @valleyshook: OH GOD, THEY’RE ALL ON FIRE! MT @RagjUF: The cover of Florida's 2014 media guide: pic.twitter.com/Stps0HPraH

— Reuben J. Cogburn (@SenatorGiggity) July 14, 2014

Why’d they crop out the dumpster? RT @RagjUF: Here’s the cover of Florida’s 2014 media guide: pic.twitter.com/guaj6SqEZP

— JN Gerhart (@JNGerhart) July 14, 2014

So it is an actual tire fire MT @RagjUF: The cover of Florida's 2014 media guide: pic.twitter.com/AGgB10rXs5

— LehighFootballNation (@LFN) July 14, 2014

A dumpster fire? RT @NickdelaTorreGC: Here's the cover of the Florida #Gators 2014 media guide: pic.twitter.com/oXGox1p0u4

— The SEC Logo (@SEC_Logo) July 14, 2014

Four minutes from release of the cover photo of the 2014 Florida football media guide for someone to make obvious shift to dumpster fire.

— Jim White (@JimWhiteGNV) July 14, 2014

And then our friend Luke Zimmerman did the obvious and necessary PhotoShop work:

Nailed it: pic.twitter.com/V1MarqfMLR

— Luke Zimmermann (@lukezim) July 14, 2014

Ha! Hilarious! Florida is a dumpster fire! The dumpster even says WM — those are Will Muschamp's initials!

Can we please fast-forward to the part of the football season in which the same old lawyers Twitter users convinced they missed their calling as comedians at least get some new source material? I'm tired of being unamused by the same obvious jokes and getting called humorless in return.