Chomping at Bits: Reaction to the Gators' SEC Media Days stint

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Today's Chomping at Bits is almost entirely posts on takeaways from SEC Media Days, so I've grouped them by takeaway.

Florida's offense is ahead of schedule: We knew that in the spring. (Steven Godfrey, SB Nation)

The onus is on Jeff Driskel this fall: We also knew this. (Andy Staples, Sports Illustrated | Pat Dooley, The Gainesville Sun)

Will Muschamp knows he's on the hot seat this year: We have known this since last fall. (Brandon Larrabee, Team Speed Kills | Hypno-Toad, Good Bull Hunting | Zac Ellis, Sports Illustrated | Pat Forde, Yahoo Sports)

VH3 is wise beyond his years: We've known this for ... gosh, since he was a recruit? (Chris Harry, GatorZone)

It might not be wise to judge Florida on 2013 alone: Duh? (Cecil Hurt, Tuscaloosa News)

A live blog of the day's proceedings: Including the real news — which we'll get to momentarily — near the top. (GatorZone)

Chandler Parsons "offended" by Rockets looking elsewhere for stars: To me, this sounds like the garden-variety "athlete feels disrespected" story. (Marc J. Spears, Yahoo Sports)

But it's also worth noting this:

Parsons' comments might help some Hou fans move on, but same thing that makes him "offended" and worthy '3rd star' made him excel for 3 yrs.

— Jonathan Feigen (@Jonathan_Feigen) July 15, 2014

Your Gators moments of zen:

"You can’t have weed in your car." Jesse Palmer is Florida’s 18th most accomplished lawyer.

— Ryan Nanni (@celebrityhottub) July 14, 2014

I really enjoy intellectual and challenging conversations. I swear there is so much we can learn from one human being to another...

— Will Yeguete (@Will15Yeguete) July 15, 2014

Looked what arrived today at The Univ of Florida training room! #AlterG pic.twitter.com/5GH848CUPN

— Paul Spangler (@GatorXC) July 14, 2014

I have no idea what on earth this is.

Update: This is what it is.

@AlligatorArmy haha it's an anti gravity treadmill

— Devin McDermott (@heydev) July 15, 2014

Fowler also said he can lineup inside and drop back in coverage. Also said he's been pushing to play running back. He was serious #Gators

— Edward Aschoff (@AschoffESPN) July 14, 2014

PLEASE.

2014 Media Guide for The Gators. How they gonna blur out the CRAZY RICH section?!? @JacquezGreen @ReidelAnthony15 pic.twitter.com/5w9HfE9NYZ

— James Bates (@jb8sy) July 14, 2014

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