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Marco Rubio hits child in face with football

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I mean, that's not even a spiral. But that kid may or may not be better than the average Gators receiver, amirite!?!? At least he made a play on the ball! Spurrier Leak Tebow grumble we suck forever something stick to sports.

(In case you're unaware, Rubio's a UF grad and a big-time football fan, though he strikes me as more Dolphins fan than Gators fan — "just like all the fans who are rotting this fan base from the inside," said a message board that somehow gained sentience. Also, Rubio's most notable act as a Florida fan was a tweet that proved to be ill-timed through no fault of his own.)