Week 1 college football open thread: It’s back

There is a hurricane moseying toward the Bahamas (and, later, Florida) with 150 MPH sustained winds right now, and I’m under a mandatory evacuation order that begins at 8 a.m. Sunday morning.

But some of you folks probably want to watch all of Saturday’s college football in peace and together, and so I throw up this thread entirely for you and not for me.

Will Florida State be able to top Boise State in a game that suddenly became a home contest because of Hurricane Dorian? Can Ohio State continue its winning ways under new head coach Ryan Day? (Given the Justin Fields touchdown run before I even got this published, I’m going with yes.) Will Oregon knock off Auburn in one of the day’s marquee matchups? And where will the havoc that comes from teenagers playing against teenagers happen on this Saturday, if it does?

I wish — like, really, really wish — that I could spend this Saturday sitting back and watching these games with you. But I can’t.

So crack a few cold beverages, with or without alcohol, and enjoy these games for me, won’t you? It’s not often that every program in the country is trying to match Florida’s 1-0 record in Week 1.